Friday, March 1, 2013

What's Your Fantasy?

If you already follow me on Twitter (@NancyClue4Real) or like me on Facebook, then you are aware of the latest item on my Bucket List -- doing it in every position, situation, and locale in Ludacris's song "What's Your Fantasy?"

Remember this little gem from 2000?  It was my jam senior year of high school.




Back when half shirts, belly chains, and fellating popsicles in public were perfectly acceptable.  Ah, the good old days.

I pulled out all of the lyrics that refer to a sexual situation (which is pretty much every damn word of the song).  Some I've already accomplished in my crazy hoe youth.  Some are going to be quite challenging (The White House?  On stage at the Ludacris concert?  Fuck.)


  • Li-li-lick you from your head to your toes
  • Move from the bed down to down to the floor
  • In the Georgia Dome on the 50-yard line
  • In the DJ booth
  • In the back of the VIP
  • Whipped cream with cherries and strawberries on top
  • On the beach with black sand
  • Table top
  • Lap dance
  • The Rock  (?)
  • The Park
  • The Point  (?)
  • The Flatlands  (Thank God for Kansas)
  • Public bathroom
  • Back of the classroom
  • Up on the roof
  • In the bathroom with the candles lit
  • On stage at the Ludacris concert
  • In the pouring rain
  • In the library on top of books
  • Make a brother beg for it
  • In the White House (how about A white house?)
  • Sauna
  • Jacuzzi
  • In the back row of the movies (does a blow job count?)
  • On hay in the middle of the barn
  • Rose petals on top of silk sheets
  • In the backseat windows up
  • Rip the pants and rip the shirt
  • Rough sex
  • In the garden all in the dirt
  • In the sun
  • In the shade
  • On the top of my Escalade (does my Toytoa Rav4 count?)
  • Maybe your girl and my friend can trade
  • Tag team
  • On the ocean
  • In a boat
  • In the candy store (even though I worked at one for two years, never happened!)
  • Whips and chains
  • Handcuffs
  • Smack a little booty up with my belt
  • Dracula man - let me get my fangs
  • Horseback and I'll get my reigns
  • School teacher - let me get my frames

Let's hope I can convince Bahama Boy to get on board.  And keep your fingers crossed that we don't get arrested in the process.

And holler at your girl if you've got an in at the Georgia Dome or with Ludacris's concert manager.

Now leave me some awesome comment love and tell me some of the crazy places you've gotten down and dirty that didn't make this list.  A girl's got to keep it spicy... Am I right??

20 comments:

Lauren {Life Happens :: Plan Accordingly} said...

Ha! Love it! AND I used to play the hell out of this song. Love me some Luda.

Lora said...

omg, I haven't heard that song if fo-ever! downloading it now...and will be singing it all day!

Angela said...

On the beach but no black sand :( , Hotel maid closet, on the slide at the park.

Megan @ Grimm Tales said...

I hope BB is up for a challenge!

Kimmyyy83 said...

BAH!!!

I a totally rapping this song tonight now.

Elle Noel said...

I think the beach with black sand will be the most difficult to achieve... and don't forget the next part lick up your thighs and call me pac man... Men LOVE to be called pac man. It's hot.

This made me LOL big time. Happy Friday Lady!

patricia said...

Well... in a middle school classroom?

Jim said...

We are going to need individual blog posts with backstories for everyone of the items that are already crossed off.

- Your (only?) male reader.

Tara said...

Doing ANYTHING on top of a Rav4 seems unsafe! Best I've got is a sailboat and a truck bed. I obviously need to step up my game! My husband thanks you.

Also, next time I sing along I'll be thinking of you and it'll be rrrreal hard to say no homo to that one. Good luck crossing some more off that list!

Taylor LeMay said...

You are hilarious - and this is the year I graduated from high school - in ATL baby - so of course I know all the lyrics :) Good luck and God speed :) Glad youre back lady, missed your posts!

Crystal Ocegueda said...

Hilarious! I really need to spice my sex life up ASAP! Haha

Loveandcrayons said...

Ok, my craziest place was in a little kids play centre, in the tubes. It was a private centre, not like a McDs play place! I worked there in high school and they were going out of business so the night before the final day all of us workers had a huge party! My bf and I crawled up into the tubes and made it happen, then I passed out in the "Tot Lot"!! Oh the good old days!! Lol!!

Ashley Ramsey said...

Oh this song brings back memories. Let me think, I did it once in a stairway of a hotel. I think that's the most adventurous place.

Sarah said...

Oh man this is awesome! !! And now I feel very vanilla

Erica said...

In the Texas State Capitol building with my now husband. Was back in our early days, 2001ish. Found a dark corner on a deserted floor, where we had no business being. Ahh, to be young and not give a damn

Jennifer Bartlett - Collins said...

Walking/Biking trail, a little further off the trail...lol. Adding a little extra workout to our workout!! :-)

Amber S. said...

Lets see...in a canoe (without tipping over!), in a jeep while he was driving, in a restaurant bathroom, on a covered bridge, in the back of my truck at a drive in movie, and in a club full of people! Oh, the wild and crazy days! It seems so long ago that I can hardly believe half of it ever happened! I've been mommy-fied! Oh, I forgot the BJ's parking lot! Lol! Yeah, I love your stories because I can RELATE!! :)

Karyn Busch said...

at the apartment mailboxes, back of VIP strip club, in a dr's office, around the campfire with friends, at the jack in the box drive through... i'll stop...

Good luck with your list! I love Ludacris and have forever! I have to stop myself from listening to it while little ears are around tho!

Jacqueline O said...

Stopping by from Hollys and hope you'll stop by mine! I'm having a giveway...and have 3 more in the works this month! So be sure to come over! :)
www.jaxandmarbles.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

All with my fiance -- In the back of my SUV (a lot...), in the bed - while his twin 6-year-olds were sleeping in the same bed, in the ocean at a public beach on Memorial Day, at multiple friends' houses, at both of our parents' houses, in the parking lot of an apartment complex, and probably a few more I'm not remembering....