Remember this little gem from 2000? It was my jam senior year of high school.
Back when half shirts, belly chains, and fellating popsicles in public were perfectly acceptable. Ah, the good old days.
I pulled out all of the lyrics that refer to a sexual situation (which is pretty much every damn word of the song). Some I've already accomplished in my crazy hoe youth. Some are going to be quite challenging (The White House? On stage at the Ludacris concert? Fuck.)
Li-li-lick you from your head to your toesMove from the bed down to down to the floor- In the Georgia Dome on the 50-yard line
In the DJ booth- In the back of the VIP
Whipped creamwith cherries and strawberries on top- On the beach with black sand
Table topLap dance- The Rock (?)
The Park- The Point (?)
The Flatlands(Thank God for Kansas)Public bathroom- Back of the classroom
- Up on the roof
In the bathroom with the candles litOn stageat the Ludacris concert- In the pouring rain
- In the library on top of books
Make a brother beg for it- In the White House
(how about A white house?) - Sauna
Jacuzzi- In the back row of the movies
(does a blow job count?) - On hay in the middle of the barn
- Rose petals on top of silk sheets
In the backseat windows up- Rip the pants
and rip the shirt Rough sex- In the garden all in the dirt
In the sunIn the shade- On the top of my Escalade
(does my Toytoa Rav4 count?) Maybe your girl and my friend can tradeTag team- On the ocean
- In a boat
- In the candy store (even though I worked at one for two years, never happened!)
- Whips and chains
HandcuffsSmack a little bootyup with my belt- Dracula man - let me get my fangs
- Horseback and I'll get my reigns
- School teacher - let me get my frames
Let's hope I can convince Bahama Boy to get on board. And keep your fingers crossed that we don't get arrested in the process.
And holler at your girl if you've got an in at the Georgia Dome or with Ludacris's concert manager.
Now leave me some awesome comment love and tell me some of the crazy places you've gotten down and dirty that didn't make this list. A girl's got to keep it spicy... Am I right??
20 comments:
Ha! Love it! AND I used to play the hell out of this song. Love me some Luda.
omg, I haven't heard that song if fo-ever! downloading it now...and will be singing it all day!
On the beach but no black sand :( , Hotel maid closet, on the slide at the park.
I hope BB is up for a challenge!
BAH!!!
I a totally rapping this song tonight now.
I think the beach with black sand will be the most difficult to achieve... and don't forget the next part lick up your thighs and call me pac man... Men LOVE to be called pac man. It's hot.
This made me LOL big time. Happy Friday Lady!
Well... in a middle school classroom?
We are going to need individual blog posts with backstories for everyone of the items that are already crossed off.
- Your (only?) male reader.
Doing ANYTHING on top of a Rav4 seems unsafe! Best I've got is a sailboat and a truck bed. I obviously need to step up my game! My husband thanks you.
Also, next time I sing along I'll be thinking of you and it'll be rrrreal hard to say no homo to that one. Good luck crossing some more off that list!
You are hilarious - and this is the year I graduated from high school - in ATL baby - so of course I know all the lyrics :) Good luck and God speed :) Glad youre back lady, missed your posts!
Hilarious! I really need to spice my sex life up ASAP! Haha
Ok, my craziest place was in a little kids play centre, in the tubes. It was a private centre, not like a McDs play place! I worked there in high school and they were going out of business so the night before the final day all of us workers had a huge party! My bf and I crawled up into the tubes and made it happen, then I passed out in the "Tot Lot"!! Oh the good old days!! Lol!!
Oh this song brings back memories. Let me think, I did it once in a stairway of a hotel. I think that's the most adventurous place.
Oh man this is awesome! !! And now I feel very vanilla
In the Texas State Capitol building with my now husband. Was back in our early days, 2001ish. Found a dark corner on a deserted floor, where we had no business being. Ahh, to be young and not give a damn
Walking/Biking trail, a little further off the trail...lol. Adding a little extra workout to our workout!! :-)
Lets see...in a canoe (without tipping over!), in a jeep while he was driving, in a restaurant bathroom, on a covered bridge, in the back of my truck at a drive in movie, and in a club full of people! Oh, the wild and crazy days! It seems so long ago that I can hardly believe half of it ever happened! I've been mommy-fied! Oh, I forgot the BJ's parking lot! Lol! Yeah, I love your stories because I can RELATE!! :)
at the apartment mailboxes, back of VIP strip club, in a dr's office, around the campfire with friends, at the jack in the box drive through... i'll stop...
Good luck with your list! I love Ludacris and have forever! I have to stop myself from listening to it while little ears are around tho!
Stopping by from Hollys and hope you'll stop by mine! I'm having a giveway...and have 3 more in the works this month! So be sure to come over! :)
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All with my fiance -- In the back of my SUV (a lot...), in the bed - while his twin 6-year-olds were sleeping in the same bed, in the ocean at a public beach on Memorial Day, at multiple friends' houses, at both of our parents' houses, in the parking lot of an apartment complex, and probably a few more I'm not remembering....
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